A very busy day

It is 6 in the morning, my legs hurt like hell and I’m having a cold but I dunno why the heck I always feel compelled to blog before bed sigh. Let me see. This very long and exciting day began with me waking up to my alarm at 11am and duely snoozing for a further 30 mins before getting out of bed. I was supposed to meet a few Taylor’s classmates at Sunway Pyramid at 12pm but faham-faham lah I was about an hour late.

Of all places, we took a group photo outside Starbucks ish [FuWen, Camellia, Yannee, Shirlyn, Me, YimChan]
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Had a nice long lunch/gossip/catching up session during which we realised 3 of us were pharmacists and the other 3 were soon-to-be doctors chewah. No but actually damn lame wan lar when medical professionals get together *yawn.

Desperate for a shopping spree, we (girls) hunted high and low and dug through piles of discounted apparel only to realise that shopping at Pyramid sucks bad. Refusing to surrender to the woe that be a lack of new clothes, Shirlyn, Yannee and I headed off to SS15 to pay the little boutiques there a visit.

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Sad to say the racks in all the boutiques were pretty sparse. According to the friendly lady at Veronica’s Closet, the shipment of new clothes got delayed due to the Raya festival sobbers. Nebermind I still managed to buy 2 tops =)

Yah so don’t bother going shopping until after Raya.

Feeling exhausted and all shitty from my cold, I rushed home in time for a short nap before it was yet again time to PARRRTAYYY! We were supposed to go to the Hennessy Artistry event which starts at 9pm but knowing us, we only left Subang at 9.30pm.

Hennessy free flow, Shayne Ward, Until June and the Dey [Shun, Me]
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GAWD!!! By the time we reached there, the club was packed to the brim and the line was spilling outside. So we waited around for about an hour but still couldn’t get in!!! GAR damn angry ok! I don’t even know who the hell “Until June” is! But yalah free flow what to expect…

Got to camwhore outside only =( [Me, Yun, Shun]
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Whilst we were waiting in queue, the featured artists arrived in big white MPVs so being bored I also go sampat and joined the paparazzi. Damn shy actually haha.

Arrow shows one of the members of the Dey. Dey you belum bayar bil la dey! -_-
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Until June. I SWEAR HOR!!! Once the door of the car opened I could smell ALCOHOL wafting from inside wtf!!! Hennessy van – Every guy’s dream come true.
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Yala I know my paparazzi pictures suck la. Damn hard ok cause got so many people crowding the area and using their hugeass DSLR cameras to bang me ish.

Lenglui Yun and semi-lengzhai SK *bwahaha
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Anyhuu, cause it was already so late I decided to fark the Hennessy event cause I just wasn’t up for getting squished by the massive crowd and blinded by the cigarette cloud inside. So I got CJ to pick me up and we headed for Bar Club instead. Not too long after, Yun, Shun, Alfred and SK gave up on the Hennessy thing and came to Bar Club too hoho.

Started dancing with random people on the dance floor. Not too sure whether they’re actually friends of friends or just total strangers *boo.
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Some random guy with Ee Ping.
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My face got quite red and I was rather tipsy by then [Joey, Faiz, Ee Ping, Amar and Me]
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Faiz is so nice ok!! He like bought the whole bottle of whisky for us so we got to club AND drink for FREE *wuuhuuu. I’m quite a cheapskate lar sorry lar dey!

Random guy, CJ muka masam and another random guy seemingly sniffing sexy Joey’s shoulder wtf.
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Somebody high already start to play “London bridge is falling down” heh.
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Joey looks damn cool like Cyclops from X-Men wtf.
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My face and neck damn red already.
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Ok and then halfway while I was so-called dirty dancing, something upsetting happened.

See the girl in the purple dress below?:
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I dunno who the fark she is la, apparently Alfred’s colleague. So anyways she introduced me to another friend of hers who by the way looks like a short ah qua. So I also like ok ok lar, oh got short ah qua want to dance with me ok lor. But then hor, she pulled me towards her and said

Kawan aku nak kenal kamu.
Panggil nombor ini.
Boleh dapat banyak duit.

And she slipped this note into my hand:
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WADAFARK!!!!!!!!!!~

Whu the hell is Fu San???

And why the hell his number so nice wan???

And.. and.. how the hell he know I’m broke? heh

This one confirm pimp already lar. Where got normal people carry small folded pieces of paper with their number written on it wan??!!! Damn emo ok this is like the second time I almost got pimped by some girl!!! The first was in Velvet btw. And why are girls becoming pimps??? I thought pimps were supposed to be dudes with lots of tattoos and black teeth!

GRRRRR next time go clubbing I have to wear long jeans and not dance too much already la sigh. Better still just wear baju kurung la ish *emo.

But anyway didn’t think too much about it after that lar. Continued dancing away til my legs couldn’t take it anymore and then we had to surrender and go home. But gee I had fun =)

Hennessy – Bar Club
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Turtleburgers yumyum

Someone gave a soft shell fresh water turtle to my brother a couple of years ago and recently we’ve noticed that it’s getting really quite fat. Concerned, my mum decided to keep him in a plastic container thingy which was low enough for him to climb in and out off, so he could walk around the house as he pleased. For exercise konon.

I knowlor. My mum mad one.

So now whenever we walk around downstairs we have to keep a lookout lest we should squash him underfoot. Him or her, dunnolar. We just refer to it fondly as “Turtle” heh.

Fat until can see his protruding flesh!! He’s so fat he can’t even hide his whole body properly under his shell! This photo shows off his flabby arms wtf like an old lady only lor. His toenails also damn kao long and quite geli looking I think. I would try painting them pink if only he didn’t kick and scratch so much.

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Some people might think turtles are geli, but I think he’s cute lar with his white freckles heh.

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Anyway, there’s this website called Icanhazcheezburger which I totally *LOVE* and visit absolutely every single day. So I decided to put captions on my photos in the style of Icanhazcheezburger. Which by the way uses semi-broken English so don’t go slamming my powderful england.

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(Note that my mum keeps Turtle beside my cat’s food bowl and play things wtf)

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Dunno why my cat damn love to sleep in the toilet lar.

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My old cat loved to rub her head and body against that particular corner which is why it’s damn kao black lah. For some reason my current cat loves that same corner, but she’s kept nice and clean indoors most of the time so I don’t think she should be contributing to the buildup of blackness there.

Last picture is a rather blur zoom-in of my turtle’s freakish fully extended neck.

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Yeah I’m definitely an animal lover, considering that I have 4 fishes, 1 turtle, 1 cat and a dog. Ah what a lovely food chain!

Fish <— Turtle <— Cat <— Dog <— Indonesian maid

K-Box @ Asia Cafe

Met up with the SMSU guys for a yumcha session at SS15 followed by a mini pool tournament between CJ and Eujin since CJ has been emo for a few weeks after apparently losing 6-0 to Eujin.

Look at Chin Ju (in grey) acting all macho there lol.
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Whilst they put their skills to the test, we bystanders sat on the sidelines cheering them on half-heartedly. Actually we got quite bored after a short while lar.

They make a lovely couple: E Guy and Chun Guan.
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I hate him cause he makes me look so short =(
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Chun Guan – Me – Kwo Kuang.
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After KK left, the cheerleading squad was reduced to just CG, E Guy and I. With seriously nothing better to do, the three of us decided to try out this amazing thing called the K-Box karaoke.

The letter “K” most probably standing for “Kecil“.

The K-Box karaoke is comprised of tiny little cubicles fitted with a modest tv and lau pek si sound system and they charge RM1.20 per song or RM12 for 12 songs. We went for just three songs to start off with.

E Guy damn funny lar omg so syok sendiri.
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Much to our glee, it turned out to be quite an enjoyable experience, although there were only 2 seats and 2 microphones in the cubicle and it was blardy cramped with the three of us inside.

E Guy and Chun Guan in the Kotak Kecil.
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Chun Guan and I.
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Needless to say, the three songs passed by in a flash, leaving us craving for more. Gimme gimme gimme more!~

Excitedly, we went back to the pool area to try and convince CJ and Eujin that K-Box is fun! They eventually gave in to our harrassing and we bought 12 songs between the 5 of us bwahahahaha!

Group photo! I’m actually standing outside but you can see my reflection in the glass.
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Workers there speak stylo milo English sial.
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Eh but actually we soon discovered that the 2 of them act macho shyshy only leh!!! Both of them ended up having a blast drowning all their emoness in songs like “Kau Ilhamku” and “Hit Me Baby One More Time” hahahaha damn funny ok!

Chin Ju acting all shyshy and embarassed but I know he totally enjoyed himself!
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It took quite a miracle to fit all five of us inside, what with CJ being so buff and all. E Guy had to literally alternate between squatting on the floor and sitting on Eujin’s lap hoho. No la not quite that gay but I wish I could see him on Eujin’s lap =p

Oooooo got big speakers behind us sial.
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And finally, the icing on the mother cake of all embarassments, here’s a compilation of a few short video clips we took while singing.

What can be better than watching CJ dancing and belting out Malay songs at 3 in the morning huh?!!!

PS: All photos and videos will be up on Facebook tomorrow!

PPS: Was watching a couple of my old videos when I came across my favouritest of all!! Our Cindy Wang music video!! =))))))

Oh and also our sliding-on-binbags video!

Actually it wasn’t too long ago but for some reason it feels as if it happened years ago. Maybe its cause so many things have happened and I’ve changed so much in such a short period.

Gosh I miss those Syok Sendiri days and my Syok Sendiri girls!

CHE 1 l MANU 1

Goodness knows what possessed me into agreeing to watch the Chelsea-ManU match with the guys. After a not-so-yummy dinner of bak kut teh at SS14, we noticed that it was drizzling a little so we headed to the Republic bar at Pyramid to watch a match. We should keep dry since it’s under a humongous “umbrella” heh.

The HitzFM crew and a few VIP guests were seated right in front of the hugeass screen but the area was cordoned off so we weren’t allowed in boo. We had to sit with everyone else at the bar area which was alright except that the tv screens were placed quite high up so I came home with a really stiff neck.

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Of all the people there, about half were in various ManU jerseys. The other half were not in football attire.

HELLO~

Chelsea fans where are yoooouuuuuuuuuu???

According to a rather rude ManU fan who shall remain annonymous, “Chelsea fans are too poor to afford football jerseys” and “Stupid fans! No money pigi balik laaa don’t sit here”. Dunno how true that is, but there seriously wasn’t even ONE person in a Chelsea jersey.

I wore green btw to avoid any form of conflict. This “supporter” is for sale wtf.

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The HitzFM crew entertained the crowd by giving away freebies for answering simple questions. Alfred got a Liang (some Malaysian singer dunno whu the fark) cd for answering “92.9” and SK got a mug of beer for just saying his own name!

Me got nuthing =(

Anyway yeah the match was a draw not like I give a shit. Yun almost fell asleep on SK’s arm while I stoned at the tv for 2 hours. It was quite exciting when ManU scored the first goal 15 minutes into the game tho. The goal was won by a Korean player, causing the Indian guy sitting behind me to quip “Wahh that fella really opened his eyes to score ah!” haha. Cause the Korean’s eyes damn sepet geddit??

After that was snooker and a yumcha session where we watched the ManCity-Portland match (6 – 0) aiyoh so boring! And then everyone went home to sleep cause tomorrow’s Monday. Working life sucks.

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Click here to watch Shayne Ward’s music video for “No Promises” (damn cibai they disallowed embeding so I can’t place the video directly on my blog). Nothing special about the video but please watch it for those of you whu are going for the Hennessy event ya. This is my fav song by him. Click here to watch the video for “Breathless”, one of his newer songs.

Yeah I guess you can see I’m actually quite excited to be seeing him perform. Most people don’t really know his music but I think he’s quite good!

Pasar Malam + Clubbing

Received an envelope labelled “Urusan Seri Paduka Baginda” in the mail today. Got all excited and stressed out cause I thought it was my posting information. Did not know postmen worked on Saturdays.

Got highclass folder inside lagi.
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Turned out to just be my conditional registration certificate from the Pharmacy Board. Sigh what an emotional letdown. The stress stayed with me throughout the day too.

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Seriously very stressed out about my posting. Please oh please let me work in KL!

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Went to the pasar malam in Kuchai Lama for dinner today. The place is really ulu and the pasar malam isn’t too big either.

Was disappointed cause the food there kinda sucked. However, the RM8 dvds and RM10-for-3 music cds made up for it. Okay lar at least our time and petrol wasn’t wasted.

Got a call from Chin Ju ajaking me to go clubbing at Velvet tonight. Accepted his invitaion since he phoned me. Normally he would just msg me and I would thinkthinkthink and in the end decide to decline. But this time I didn’t have time to think so ended up accepting only lar.

Ended up having a great time there =) K lar maybe it’s just cause I’ve abstained from clubbing for too long.

No photos cause someone else whipped out his camera first haha. Will upload photos once I get them.

MEN!~

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Can’t live with em, can’t live without em.

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Three weeks without clubbing T_____T

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Met up with a friend for lunch at Sushi Zenmai at Pyramid where we spent 3 hours reminiscing about UK and our journeys through Europe. Regret not bringing back a copy of the London Underground map as a souvenir. Quite yummy and reasonably priced. Will return for more than just a salad. Which almost induced gastricitis in me omg I got hungry after barely 2 hours. Dunno what possessed me to order a salad must be going mad.

Had dinner with Yun and Shirlyn but everyone was so tired that we went home at 11.30pm.

Wtf last time always fight with our mums cause of our 12am curfew.

Now… the clock haven’t struck midnight also we sendiri go home and sleep edi.

Becoming working aunties huuhuu.

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MUST GO ISETAN SALES!

I am 22% fats WTH

Went to True Fitness today with Yun to enquire about a gym membership. Actually our main objective was to just get a 7-day (good enough) or 1-month (even better!) trial membership. But as usual lah the sales rep at TF dragged us around the center yakking about fitness machinese (omg machines + an ‘e’ = ma chinese wtf) and reciting random garbage she probably tells every single customer she sees.

After a grueling hour or so, she led us into the Doom Room where we were to have our body fat percentages measured.

Obviously I wasn’t really worried or anything, given that I was blessed with the figure of a top model. But also the height of a neanderthal and the face of a pig *sobbers*.

My fat percentage turned out to be about 22% which is alright for a chick. What frightened me was that my blood pressure was approx 90/60mmHg (optimum 120/80) which is very very low, and my pulse rate was about 100bpm (normal 60-100). I’m sure you’re not very interested but this means that my cardiovascular system needs a servicing.

Oh and also my basal metabolic rate is 1037kcals/day (normal 1500) which leaves me wondering why on earth I can’t seem to gain weight although I eat more than other girls. Not like I shit a lot also. Bullshit a lot got la. Ok I guess talking consumes a lot of energy since the tongue is the largest muscle and all.

After that, we spoke to one of the managers there about the joining fee blabla and omg that blardy ah pek I seriously wanted to scream at him and yank out his remaining 3 strands of white hair ok!!! GAR! Why is True Fitness SOOOOOOO sales oriented? Damn cibai ok. Samo the way he spoke to us was damn kao condescending, as if la I really give a damn whether the fee is RM111 (if I sign up TODAY TODAY TODAY) or RM125 (if I sign up tomorrow) OI YOU THINK I’M VERY POOR IZZIT I earn more than you ok!!! (Uh, when I actually start working lah). I’m not gonna commit to a THREE year membership on the spot just to save 14 bucks a month ok PUI!

And then I got mad at the stupid government cause I still don’t know where I’m going to be posted meaning that I can’t join the gym until I find out (in 3 weeks time). Who knows, I might get posted to East Malaysia where my only means of exercise would me swimming away from crocs (real Steve Irwin crocodiles ok, not talking about crocs shoes wtf) in the Sungai Sarawak or whatever the hell is the name of that long river.

In the end the whole thing was dragged on from 6.30 until 9pm and we were so pissed and hungry cause we had planned on going to Swenson’s for dinner since it’s Tuesday and Tuesday is Earthquake Day. But then no mood edi =( Thought can increase my fat percentage further samo.

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Shall not mull over such saddening stuff.

In other happy news, Shayne Ward the first winner of Britain’s X-Factor (where Leona Lewis came from, besides her momma’s uterus) is coming to Malaysia!!! And we’re going to see him!!!

Actually when Flo-Rida came we soooo wanted to go but what to do sei Alfred didn’t get tix for us boo.

But this time we’re all going to the Orange Club at Jln Kia Peng (damn ah pek name) on the 27th of September to see him!!! Thanks to Hennessy of course!!! I think it’s gonna be a free flow event too yay!

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Oh and I was stalking blogs before my nighttime bath as usual, and I stumbled across this pic:

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Seafieldians please tell me, is that Bovies??? Hahaha did not know he’s now an airsteward. I guess the “Kehidupan Pramugari Yang Melampau” always appealed to his little brother. But yalah have to admit that boy’s got da goods! *sizzle*

Found the pic on Shirlyn’s blog, I quote: i saw katrina on the food menu of airasia…..i was like “omg! pa…this is my fren”…hahHAHa…. kat – looking as pretty as always….. (Kat is her friend who apparently drives a yellow BMW heh)

And Karen Siah thinks Bovies looks like Charles (Boey Tat Siang wtf I still remember his full name) which he does not but this just goes to show Seafieldians are HOT wtf no la, that the world is so small! Cause she doesn’t know Bovies and that he’s a fellow Seafieldian.

Another pic that caught my attention was from Dawn Yang’s blog:

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OMG does Dawn not look exactly like Fiona???!!!

I know lah everyone says that Dawn memamg purposely modelled her plastic face based on Fiona but OMG they look like twins *cue twin fetish fantasies*!!! Damn stupid of her to take a photo with Fiona in it cause it just emphasizes what a good plastic surgeon she has hoho. And I think that Nat Ho guy got muka cibai la damn annoying and why is Dawn scratching his tummy?

Totally wish I could talk to Dawn. So I could get the number of her surgeon wtf byebye eyebags, big nose, single eyelids, big tummy, not-big-enough boobs.

Never satisfied tsk.

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