Tenji Sucks Balls!

I know I know my blog sucks. Haven’t been updating cause, well, I’m a lame loser with no life whatsoever to blog about. Plus I’ve been having a cold for the past 5 days which really sucks shit wei.

Anyhuu, here are some random photos from the weeks past…

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Went to Pyramid for lunch with Soon Seng, and we decided to each buy 2 guppies to keep as pets in our office. Manatau all 4 fishes died a day later wtf!

I paid 20 frigging bucks for that “tree” deco thing leh!

Transferred it into the crabitat after the guppies (which I was thinking of naming “Voon Yuen” and “Su-Ann” wtf!) died.

They like having different things to climb. Damn cute right, Chloe looks so silly up there.

Changed the sand as well, so they now have a thicker substrate to burrow into.

Bought them a treat as well.

RM19.75 for 12 cup jellies wth. That’s like almost 2 bucks each leh!

Can even control their urine odor wtf something only the Japanese would have thought of.

Sad to say my babies are extremely fussy eaters and didn’t touch the jelly, so that’s 20 bucks down the drain.

Sigh.

Starting to realise just how costly having pets can be.

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Had dinner at Sakae Sushi with my peeps before heading over to Yun’s house to gamble.

Food was nothing to shout about.

Somehow everyone’s outfit turned out to be very “ONG”-ly coordinated.

Alfred looks like the God of War or something lolz.

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Fell sick 2 days before I was to have dinner at Tenji with the colleagues. Damn tulan. Oh well at least I got 2 days MC bwahahaha.

The lunch of a kiasu sick person preparing for a buffet dinner at Tenji.

The babes and I.

My sashimi.

4 orang saje =(

Su-Ann’s greedy face.

She looks superbly adorable with the hairband lol.

Probably the only diner to go for the popcorn.

Matching shirts, so les tsk tsk.

And as you can tell from the title of this post, the food sucked balls.

No way comparable to Jogoya in terms of quality and quantity. The only consoling factor was that they were having a promo (1st pax RM88, 2nd pax RM29.90) so it came down to only about RM65 per person, still ok lah.

Oh well, at least they had 3 different ice cream booths!

Ice cream uncle gracefully obliged me and smiled for the camera.

BR booth which had only 3 flavors or something. Super lauyah.

HD was still the best of the lot ❤

Groupie.

Commenced to Tropicana City Mall after dinner, to catch Percy Jackson which was pretty good.

Super cannot wait for Alice in Wonderland!!!

And that’s all for now. Super late for lunch with the girls already…

i am sad

so many things happening at the same time.

life has been a crazy roller coaster ride the past month or so.

this is so overwhelming.

Sheep MU Jerseys wtf

Yesterday was the funniest day ever.

Went to Dr Ranjit to get my second round of armpit hair laser removal. *ZAP ZAP POOF* RM250 gone in literally 2 minutes. That guy is a frigging genius!

Went to the bank to pay my credit card bill. Withdrew RM1300 and went to line up at the cash deposit machines.

*Teet teet teet.

Dammit. Stupid machine, why the digits keluar double times wan.

*Cancel cancel.

*Teet teet teet.

Shit. Still wrong. Tulan.

*Teet teet teet.

*Cancel cancel.

*TEET TEET TEET.

*Cancel cancel.

*T.E.E.T.T.E.E.T.T.E.E.T.

*TRANSACTION TIMEOUT.

WTF!

But after 3 seconds of displaying that message, the machine suddenly can work again and the peti duit thing opened up, so I put my precious RM1300 in lor.

*Mulut closed.

*KELUAR RESIT: TRANSACTION ERROR.

*3 seconds later, machine displayed: OUT OF SERVICE.

ZOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

WTH!

Damn tulan ok.

(Yala yala MCsquare virus la -_-)

Filled in a report and the lady said the money will be credited into my credit card account within 3-7 working days. Better pray they don’t charge me the 17.5% interest for late payment man!

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After that, I accompanied Alfie to KLIA to pick up something.

Apparently, seeing as CNY was just around the corner and he hadn’t gotten much CNY clothes yet, the lap cheong decided to buy MU jerseys from UK since they were:
1. Sheep Cheap
2. Red
3. New

But of course, our nice lap cheong is very kedekut and didn’t want to pay for the postage home.

So he forced poor Su Khok to take a hour TWO AND A HALF HOUR-long train ride to deliver the package to his friend who was coming back to Malaysia, and then take another hour TWO AND A HALF HOUR-long train ride back to his ulu home at Gillingham Dorset wtf.

So yeah, Alfie and I went to the airport to pick up the package.

Parking few cents also want to kira apala.

Problem was we had never seen Su Khok’s friend before. But it’s ok because Alfie is one smart ass fan cheong.

Tan Chee Yong, please recognise yourself hor.

*Ladidii ladidaa*

Stood there waiting for 45 minutes after the flight landed!!

OMG!

That time we damn tension edi cause we thought we had missed him.

Samo at first we went around trying to guess who his parents were likely to be.

Me: EH I think that uncle in beige is his dad!!
Alfie: No lo, I think that other uncle looks more like him.
Then suddenly this uncle in blue Hawaii baju turned towards us, and both of us were like “OMG THAT ONE!” rofl. But no la, he turned out to be a tour guide wtf.

Anyhuu, after 45 minutes, my hands got tired of holding up the paper.

So I used my third hand wtf.

And then, I suddenly noticed this guy smiling and walking towards me. At first I thought he was some hamsap lou, but then he gave Alfred a wink.

So we finally got the package.

And this was what was inside.

OMG Tan Chee Leong I pity you la, had to lug 1.5kg worth of MU stuff all the way from UK. I’m still angry at them for not telling me about this cause I wouldn’t mind having an MU jersey as well, since it’s so “sheep” in the UK.

8 shirts, 3 flags, one pair of socks (WTF) and a MU mascot doll – courtesy of Alfred, Yun and Shiu Kao. Damn. MU is so lucky to have supporters like you all making them rich.

I sure hope you aren’t a Liverpool supporter lolz.

Uncle Alfie’s 24th Birthday

Me: Got such thing as “lou kong kong” wan ah?
Yenli: BWAHAHAHA lou konggggggggggggggg kong hahaha…
Me: Then got such thing as “pak sok sok”?
Yenli: Yeah, an uncle with the surname “Pak” will be called “Pak sok sok”.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAZOMG. I need to find something better to do with my time that talking to her.

Anyhuu,

After one whole day of discussing where to celebrate Lou Kong Kong/Pak Sok Sok/Uncle Alfred’s 24th, facilitated by self-refreshing office email accounts, we settled on South Sea Seafood, to which I can give you directions!! *BANGGA.

Drive until you pass Terminal 3 of the old Subang Airport, drive over the flyover (go under also can but the road sucks), until you see a sign board with a big lobster/crab/aunty picture, then follow the sign board. Should be just straight ahead la, the restaurant will be on your right.

Small cars rock my sock!

Right is my sucky, albeit PINK, phone. Left is the phone Alfred lent Yen. Damn berat sebelah lor he.

Departed from Subang a bit later than the E.T.D. due to Uncle Alfie’s arthritis preventing him from moving faster.

So happened that in all 3 cars, the passengers’ outfits were perfectly color-coded!!!

Alfred’s car: Alfred + Yen + Me all wore øøøøø
Yun’s car: Yun + SK both wore øøøøø
Kien Fei’s car: Kien Fei + Jae Shen + Alwyn + Shun all wore øøøøø (Shun’s top was black, but her jeans were øøøøø mar!)
If you’re colorblind, I’m very sorry.

Our ONG ONG RED car woots! Damn got CNY feel lor!

Reached our destination safe and sound, despite Alfred flooring the pedal a bit. He claims it was because he was getting stressed out being trapped alone with Yen and I, but I find his claim to be preposterous! Reject reject!

Yes that is how our mouths were throughout the journey.

Tank upon tank of live sea creatures!!! All caught from Ariel the Little Mermaid’s neighborhood too!

See, even kononnye stupid crabs can arrange themselves into neat stacks. ONLY at South Sea Seafood *two thumbs up.

The colors are just awesome my possum Kate Dawson.

We spotted this poor fish about to die, and the restaurant worker thought we were damn stupid and tried desperately to persuade us to buy it while it was still alive (barely).

Avatar Eywa praying mantis prawn.

This thing is damn cute ok! It’s mouth looks like a vagina zomg so is it considered normal sex or a blowjob???

Alfred was the only one doing the ordering. Damn obvious that the rest of us were just kelefeh fooling around.

Alfred, still ordering.

Bored faces, waiting for Alfred to be done ordering.

Food oh food where art thou?

LOL poor Alwyn looks so skead! Sei Alfred! You selamat lah this round, didn’t get kepit in between MCsquare Yen and I hahahaha.

With the yee sang woots.

Muka aku pucat gila!!! Was hardly using any makeup ok don’t kutuk my makeup! Lighting problem lar (In denial wtf).

Yen’s new camera is like super the chunted lar even the flash can pop up wan!!!

HUAT HUAT HUAT! (No idea what it means so don’t ask)

Shun looking very pleased indeed.

Yen showing that she can count to 2 (with the chopsticks), while Shun and Yun are deeply engrossed in a conversation about SKII. I was sitting too far away to join in =(

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

That’s the biggest crab pincher I have ever seen zomg!

Rascal!!! Mummy found a new hand for you! Edward Rascal Crabclawhands wtf.

Yen and Kien Fei looking at some invisible love bubble in the air wtf.

My darlings <333 Too bad the sei waiter who took the picture didn’t have steady hands.

And then it was time to call for the bill.

ZOMG.

Heart attack sial.

Alfred: Wah. 80 bucks!
Me: *Gets excited. FOR ALL???
Alfred: EACH LA!

zzz

As it turned out, the bill was actually RM94 per person ohmygawd damn expensive ok!!!! Although admittedly we did overdose on the seafood.

Got too many digits to even buy 4D wth.

RM94 add 10 bucks can go Jogoya edi man.

But the food was aweeeesomeeee plus Pak Sok Kong Alfred subsidized half the bill THANK YOUUUUU PAK SOK KONG so I think it was worth it la lolz.

Got waiter named “Jason Juan” lagi wtf damn glamor mannn.

After lunch, we wanted to go to the Baskin Robbins in Subang Parade to get a cake replacement for Alfred. We didn’t get him a cake cause he was born in the Ox year, and it had already transitioned into the Tiger year (Called “lap cheong” or “lap chung” or something like that) so his grandmama didn’t allow him to celebrate his birthday awww so sad.

But then, it was the final weekend before CNY, so of course all shopping malls in Malaysia were sardine-packed with procrastinators (Statisticians estimate this to be 98.72% of Malaysia’s population) plus 37.5% of the bloody Singaporeans encroaching into our waters. Couldn’t even get into the car-park, so we detoured to Snowflake at SS15 for desserts instead.

And of course, a trip to SS15 is never complete without a perusal through one of them boutiques. Eeeee Yen kaki ayam! Lol.

3 desserts shared between 6 people, but all 3 ended up on our side of the table lol.

And after that they had to rush back for family dinners so we bid each other farewell, burped a burp or two, and headed home.

Although you couldn’t celebrate your birthday properly this year, I’m sure you enjoyed it thanks to us.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALFIE ❤

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