5S

Sisih, Susun, Sapu, Seragam, Sentiasa Amal (Malay version wtf)

I only believe in Sorok.

5S helps thieves find your purse in seconds!
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Random: Don’t they look yummy?
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My phone freaking rocks!

Am depressed about my job(s) again. As usual.

So what do I do when I’m depressed?

I shop.

I wish. Except that my stupid job doesn’t pay enough for me to shop whenever I’m depressed.

And so the vicious cycle continues.

The Vicious Cycle to End All Vicious Cycles *deng deng deng.
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So what do I do next? I blog. Not quite as soothing, but hey it’s free!

Anyho, I just discovered the chuntedness of my new phone’s camera.

Seriously! My phone’s camera is even better than my dying laupeksi Canon Ixus 860 IS which is begging to be retired.

Examples of Professionally Taken Photos Using the X10 Mini:

(Doesn’t everything seem so much more impressive when we capitalize the first alphabets?)

Sushi Q at 1U has really cheap and fresh sushi omgee *heaven*
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Cheap cheap cheap!
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I’m quite certain Sushi Zanmai costs twice as much. Only difference is at Sushi Q you have to sit by the walkway.
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Our lunch.
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OK I’ll admit, camwhoring is a bit tough cause of its tiny size.
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Nope. Still fail.
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HOWEVER!

On good days when your shaky old hands are a tad more steady, you can get AMAAAAAYYEHEHEH(stop telephoning)MEHEHEHZING definition!

Check out my bushy eyebrows!
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Tired sore eyes with a painful infection above the red arrow. I look like I have glaucoma wtf cause my contacts are so dry!
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Stupid infection hurts every time I blink. And you all know I blink like 135 times a minute, so that totally sucks.

People at hospitals say, “You all bureau ppl senang la, everyday sit down use computer only”. DOES THIS LOOK LIKE SENANG??? HA?? HA?? *kidding.
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BOOYA! Need to wax your legs lah.
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You can frigging see the frigging pores/blackheads on my nose!!! *excited*
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The phone itself is darling of course! I love that it’s so small and cute and pink and the touch screen is really responsive. Only peeve is that the battery life is shorter than ________ (fill in the blanks, try not to be dirty minded).

So, in conclusion, the Sony Ericsson X10 Mini for which I paid RM760 totally rocks.

OK fine. Maybe this Ah Ma just isn’t very up to date with the latest gadgets/technology/bah humbug you can call me a big fat jakun I don’t care.

Oh but the iPad is totally awesome!!

I feel so CONNECTED!

After several months of exasperatedly trying to use the stupid LG Chocolate with its super stiff keypad (breaking a few nails in the process), I finally decided it was time to upgrade.

Thanks to the Federal Government of Malaysia for contributing RM500 =)

Fell in love with the Sony Ericsson X10 Mini the very first time I saw it!

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It’s like the CUTEST and the SMALLEST Android touch screen phone out there and it’s sooooooooooo ME! woots.

Purchased for RM760 (AP Set) from Summit. Actually the normal black colored one was only RM740, but I had to pay an extra RM20 to get it in pink. Conmen la these people!

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The battery cover is a graded pink – I wish it was just a plain solid color tho. This looks like it’s a bit faded.

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Also traded in my old LG Chocolate for only RM70 sobs. But cannot complain la cause I paid like 30 pounds for it (refurbished set – no wonder the keypad so cibai la).

However, I’ve come to realize Android phones require quite a bit of IQ to use. Took me like 5 hours to discover how to switch from the Chinese keypad to the regular one wtf!

Should add a statement on the box:
WARNING: Not for stupid people.
Oh but then lidat means I cannot use wor. Boo.

Nvm.

Most important is it’s Cute & Pink.

I want to fat hao.

Celaka.

I think I’m really gonna have to plonk down RM79 for the Mircoz Lash Extender cause no matter how hard I try, my sensitive eye (or eyelids?) just can’t stand false lashes.

At first, the skeptic in me was like, Uh Huh like I’m gonna pay 80 bucks for black lint.
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Mircoz vs Normal Mascara (photo curi from someone’s blog). It undoubtedly works, if you have no reservations on spending 15 minutes piling on 517364 layers of the stuff.
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Bummer. My RM60 never-used-before Shu Uemura falsies are just gonna rot away. Anybody want to buy? heh.

Other things I bought recently:

Dry shampoo, for the days when I need to work til 10pm (sobs!).
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Kerastase RM65 (bought online teehee, normal price about RM75-80). And Watson’s cute “side sealed” facial puffs, which means the puff won’t tear to bits when you drag it across your face.
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The best lip balm I’ve ever used! From Estee Lauder.
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Bought the cute pouch to store my what-nots which makes changing handbags so much easier!
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Bought another in pink, but tak sampai hati use yet wtf.
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OMG is this the cutest dress ever or what??!!
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Something purple for Kah Yie’s purple-themed ROM (that’s registration of marriage, you ding dongs) =)))
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Silver glitter to mix into my nail polish (I’m frugal so I’ve started mixing my own colors from the ones I already have heh) plus what I thought was a top coat but turned out to be cuticle oil boos.
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And the most unnecessary thing of all: H2O goodies. They were down to RM49.50 from RM99!
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Random photos:

Don’t you just *LOVE* his chin ass HAHAHAHAHA I wish it was deeper, can be like Ben Affleck hahaha!
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Congrats on the 1 year anniversary!!! ❤
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Breakfast in Seremban; went there for our BTN (Bina Tatanegara no idea what that means wtf).
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OMG don’t you miss paying RM3 for a bowl of noodles??
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Overexposed shot of Kedai Siew Pow Asia/Siew Pow Master.
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He likes pointing hor damn ah pek.
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Indonesian maid busy preparing the dough.
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Siew Pow Master at work – making mooncakes.
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Garfield mooncakes wth.
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Celebrated a colleague’s birthday. Super delish cake from Just Heavenly in Jaya 1.
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My boss (in blue) looks so kepoh and cuteee omg I love her!
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ze end.

Not dead.

As you can clearly tell, I have utterly and completely lost interest in the blogosphere, save for my daily ritual of trolling beauty blogs like MyWomenStuff and SoLoverly (what kind of grammar is this huh?). All thanks to TELEKOM for CUTTING OFF MY STREAMYX FOR LIKE THREE WEEKS THANK YOU SO MUCH and my dumbass laptop which took 30 minutes and 4 tries to transfer photos.

Anyhuu, since I had already slept the entire evening, I shall be a bit rajin and upload a couple of random photos.

Randommest photo of the bunch: My pwetty new curtains! *loves*
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In case you don’t already, there’s this amazing beauty database called Makeup Alley (MUA) which allows users to rate and discuss about all kinds of beauty products under the sun. Seriously, any shit you can think off, they have it there.

Really helps when you can’t decide on what product to buy. Saved me a pretty penny or two, when I found out that the Freeman’s range sucked hahaha.

Anyhuu, the girls of MUA have been raving about something called the “aspirin mask” which is literally what it sounds like.

You take a couple of aspirin tablets, crush them up, mix with water and apply it to your face for a bit of chemical exfoliation.

The finer the better, you don’t want rough grains scratching your skin.
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Dissolved in some SKII toner; you can use anything you like.
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Apply carefully avoiding lip and eye areas.
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At first I kept trying to get all the bits onto my face, but then I realised that aspirin is water soluble (the good stuff is in the juice!) and that the bits were just the inactive fillers (talc, etc).
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Anyhuu, after using it once, I did feel like my skin was smoother ie exfoliated. However, it also cause a bit of redness and irritation seeing as it is a Beta Hydroxy Acid (BHA).

Will I use it again?

Don’t think so. It was a bit too harsh for my liking. Boo, so much for that.

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Also bought the Himalaya Herbals Neem Face Pack which is like this obscure, aneneh brand that you would never think off. But I bought it after some beauty blogger raved about it.

As it turns out, this mask was too strong for my skin as well boos.

Good for drying up pimples and problem areas tho. Plus it only costs like RM20+. Lesson of the day: you get what you pay for.

GAH!
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Had lunch at this awesome place called MeatWorks in Solaris. It’s like right beside Tenji, on the corner of the street.

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The humble flatbread is not to be under estimated. It’s awesome!
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Cow ribs, which I thought were lamb -_-
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Burger with fresh meat patty.
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According to the menu, they get their meat fresh from Gemas, Negeri Sembilan. Why that would be anything to shout about, I cannot understand. If it was from the Hyōgo Prefecture, Japan, then different story la hahaha.

But seriously, the food was darn delicious. Especially the ribs. Om nom nom. Shat twice right after lunch =)

A dog-faced fish and others.

Zomg I seriously need to take a dump but I just painted my nails, and no way am I gonna risk getting bright red stains on my green MNG pants wtf huuhuu. Talk about retarded timing.

So anyway, here are random photos of the weeks past (No I haven’t died), while I wait for my polish to dry so I can go pangsai.

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My SKII Facial Clear Solution finally came to an end buuhuuhuu.

RM200+ isn’t exactly spare change.
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And since my budget is so horribly tight these days, I opted to downgrade from the Holy Grail of skincare (Well, almost. La Mer is still waaay out of my league) to something a little more humble.

Kiehl’s Ultra Facial Cream.
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I’ve always had a soft spot for Kiehl’s, although prior to this, the only thing I had ever gotten was their deodorant which totally rocks btw!

The only thing is that RM100 for a 50ml bottle isn’t really that cheap either. That’s like RM2 per ml ok. But oh well.

Swatch for texture.
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The consistency isn’t exactly as thick as creams normally are – I would call it a gel-cream rather than a cream. If that makes any sense. And it smells and looks like glue too ewwww.

But then again, if I can put up with the beastly yeast scent of SKII, I can pretty much slap on anything onto my face and be happy.

The bast part? The cream actually rocks! It’s absorbed pretty quickly and doesn’t leave any oily residue whatsoever. Woots.

Haven’t noticed any change in my skin’s texture, but seriously, to downgrade from SKII to Kiehl’s and not see a difference? That’s really something to be said!

Femme L’eau Fraiche by Boss, RM148 for 30ml.
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Which literally translates to mean Woman Fresh Water wtf. As opposed to man stale water?

A really sweet, sensual scent which I absolutely love woots!

Also got this. Stole it from a park.
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Nah, I’m just kidding. But I wish I had!

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Had the bestest ice cream evereverever!! at this place called Mango Mania at Bangsar.

Mango goodness!
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The flavour was seriously so intense, the ice cream seemed to last forever and ever cause all you needed was a tiny scoop to get a burst of mangoliciousness!

Me looking every bit of the Ah Ma I am, being greedy.
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But don’t go there for the food or cakes, cause they suck.

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And as usual, I saved the best for last.

Went to the Pet Lover’s Centre at Ikano to get some stuff for my beloved crabbies.

Spotted something really curious.

And freaky.

Dog Face RM38?
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Looks normal, right? Nope.
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Can you please tell me what the fuck is this?!!
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The stuff of nightmares!
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For something that lives in water, it has a seriously bad case of chapped lips! Lip balm anybody???
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GAR!!! WOOF WOOF!!
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So I googled it, and apparently it’s real name is the blackspotted puffer or blackspotted toadfish or dog-faced puffer. Geez, aren’t pufferfish supposed to be adorable and round? This guy, when inflated, just goes all retarded-shaped instead of round. SO NOT CHIO.

Dammit! It’s so hideous I can’t stop staring at it!
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Final photo to give you the willies.
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Dog-faced bunny-toothed fish. Geewheez.

Barbie Soo over and out.

Mottainai!

Due to my inherent kiamsiapness, which has very obviously been inherited from both parents, I have been living sans air-conditioning for my entire life so far.

Actually my parents have an air-conditioner installed in their bedroom lar, but they don’t even use it like, ever! And my brothers’ room can reach temperatures bordering on desert-worthy, but they don’t even complain! What’s wrong with these people ah!

Anyhuu, unable to put up with the insane Malaysian heat any longer, I decided it was time to splurge a little (actually hor my LV could buy like 2 air-cons. sigh. girls make really bad financial decisions) and get myself one. Finally.

Spent a day or so googling for pink air-conditioners to no avail. Seriously, try googling “air conditioner pink” as much as you like, you’ll still end up with zilch.

Went asking around the several electronic shops in Taipan. Got bored with all the technical jargon they spewed at me. Heck, the only specification I was interested in was the colour.

Guy: Blablabla save electric blabla ionizer blayaddayaddablabla.
Me: *stone
Guy: Blablablabla 60% blablablabla can remove to clean (*seriously didn’t understand this) yakyakblabla.
Me: Got pink colour?
Guy: *stone

But much to my disappointment, none of the shops there seemed to have pink coloured air-conditioners.

Like, wtf right!!!

How can there NOT be a pink colour anything??!!!

Pink shoe got.
Pink handphone got.
Pink computer got.
Pink car got.
Even pink diamond also got la wth!

How can there not be a pink air-conditioner T_____T

Actually I vaguely remember seeing a pink air-conditioner before lor, but don’t know why they don’t have huuhuu.

Anyways, I decided to go for Panasonic since they’re all “Mottainai” and whatever.

The basic-est model was RM950, the Eco ionizer whatever one was RM1170 and the converter one was RM1400.

At first I wanted to get the converter one, but the guy said it doesn’t make much difference. Actually I couldn’t really understand what he was saying la cause he was speaking in Cantonese, so in retrospect, there was probably quite a bit of misunderstanding going on.

So I decided to go for the RM1170 one. Manatau the next shop guy told me the ionizer and Eco thingy was useless – expecting me to get the more expensive one. Little did he know what a kiamsiap customer he was up against – so I said I might as well just buy the RM950 one la instead, since the RM1170 one wasn’t much better.

But no la, in the end I settled for the RM1170 one. Just to be safe.

RM1170 for the C9KKH. Want to know where to buy, ask me.
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They sent 3 cute guys to install the air-conditioner.
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And now, after 23 years and 3 months, I finally know what it feels like to drift away into slumber with a refreshing cool breeze billowing over me.

*Heaven*

It’s right opposite my bed, so I get the maximum cooling effect at the lowest setting possible (save electricity!).
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Props to the guys for doing a real good job of installing it – all the wiring and stuff is really nice and neat! The only downside is that the outside box part is right outside my brothers’ window, and today I kena scolding cause apparently it’s quite noisy. But too bad so sad nothing I can do about it teehee.

Plain white piece of a thing. I’m planning to buy huge pretty flower stickers to stick onto it tho.
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Woots.

Hurrah for the best splurge of the year!

Now I have to eat shit for the next 2 months.

Oh yah, and I just realised I’m like so dead cause I lost the receipt!!!! So now I can’t fill in the warranty card oh no!!!!!!!!!!!! T_____T

Random:

Who the F in their right mind would pay RM36.90 for a box of “silicone buttocks pad”??? Although it does include free undies (drawers = undies fyi).
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The crabitat under the romantic lights of my torch.
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Trying to get Chester and Chloe in a romantic mood so they would procreate wtf.
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And today I…

Watched 6 back-to-back episodes of Glee the 2nd time around whilst chomping on KFC. Ahh Sundays rock =)

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