5S

Sisih, Susun, Sapu, Seragam, Sentiasa Amal (Malay version wtf)

I only believe in Sorok.

5S helps thieves find your purse in seconds!
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Random: Don’t they look yummy?
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My phone freaking rocks!

Am depressed about my job(s) again. As usual.

So what do I do when I’m depressed?

I shop.

I wish. Except that my stupid job doesn’t pay enough for me to shop whenever I’m depressed.

And so the vicious cycle continues.

The Vicious Cycle to End All Vicious Cycles *deng deng deng.
sad

So what do I do next? I blog. Not quite as soothing, but hey it’s free!

Anyho, I just discovered the chuntedness of my new phone’s camera.

Seriously! My phone’s camera is even better than my dying laupeksi Canon Ixus 860 IS which is begging to be retired.

Examples of Professionally Taken Photos Using the X10 Mini:

(Doesn’t everything seem so much more impressive when we capitalize the first alphabets?)

Sushi Q at 1U has really cheap and fresh sushi omgee *heaven*
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Cheap cheap cheap!
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I’m quite certain Sushi Zanmai costs twice as much. Only difference is at Sushi Q you have to sit by the walkway.
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Our lunch.
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OK I’ll admit, camwhoring is a bit tough cause of its tiny size.
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Nope. Still fail.
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HOWEVER!

On good days when your shaky old hands are a tad more steady, you can get AMAAAAAYYEHEHEH(stop telephoning)MEHEHEHZING definition!

Check out my bushy eyebrows!
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Tired sore eyes with a painful infection above the red arrow. I look like I have glaucoma wtf cause my contacts are so dry!
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Stupid infection hurts every time I blink. And you all know I blink like 135 times a minute, so that totally sucks.

People at hospitals say, “You all bureau ppl senang la, everyday sit down use computer only”. DOES THIS LOOK LIKE SENANG??? HA?? HA?? *kidding.
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BOOYA! Need to wax your legs lah.
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You can frigging see the frigging pores/blackheads on my nose!!! *excited*
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The phone itself is darling of course! I love that it’s so small and cute and pink and the touch screen is really responsive. Only peeve is that the battery life is shorter than ________ (fill in the blanks, try not to be dirty minded).

So, in conclusion, the Sony Ericsson X10 Mini for which I paid RM760 totally rocks.

OK fine. Maybe this Ah Ma just isn’t very up to date with the latest gadgets/technology/bah humbug you can call me a big fat jakun I don’t care.

Oh but the iPad is totally awesome!!