Turtleburgers yumyum

Someone gave a soft shell fresh water turtle to my brother a couple of years ago and recently we’ve noticed that it’s getting really quite fat. Concerned, my mum decided to keep him in a plastic container thingy which was low enough for him to climb in and out off, so he could walk around the house as he pleased. For exercise konon.

I knowlor. My mum mad one.

So now whenever we walk around downstairs we have to keep a lookout lest we should squash him underfoot. Him or her, dunnolar. We just refer to it fondly as “Turtle” heh.

Fat until can see his protruding flesh!! He’s so fat he can’t even hide his whole body properly under his shell! This photo shows off his flabby arms wtf like an old lady only lor. His toenails also damn kao long and quite geli looking I think. I would try painting them pink if only he didn’t kick and scratch so much.

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Some people might think turtles are geli, but I think he’s cute lar with his white freckles heh.

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Anyway, there’s this website called Icanhazcheezburger which I totally *LOVE* and visit absolutely every single day. So I decided to put captions on my photos in the style of Icanhazcheezburger. Which by the way uses semi-broken English so don’t go slamming my powderful england.

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(Note that my mum keeps Turtle beside my cat’s food bowl and play things wtf)

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Dunno why my cat damn love to sleep in the toilet lar.

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My old cat loved to rub her head and body against that particular corner which is why it’s damn kao black lah. For some reason my current cat loves that same corner, but she’s kept nice and clean indoors most of the time so I don’t think she should be contributing to the buildup of blackness there.

Last picture is a rather blur zoom-in of my turtle’s freakish fully extended neck.

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Yeah I’m definitely an animal lover, considering that I have 4 fishes, 1 turtle, 1 cat and a dog. Ah what a lovely food chain!

Fish <— Turtle <— Cat <— Dog <— Indonesian maid

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8 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. mein mein
    Sep 26, 2008 @ 19:19:50

    i showed my mum your turtle she say this kind of turtle will bite ppl de..

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  2. sooliping86
    Sep 26, 2008 @ 21:49:05

    hahahaha yeah my brother kena gigit b4… but now the turtle not scared of us edi so he nv bite anymore..

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  3. Soon Seng
    Sep 27, 2008 @ 03:01:37

    It has a weird snout thing.. I didn’t know they had snouts.. Looks a bit like an anteater.

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  4. sooliping86
    Sep 27, 2008 @ 03:26:02

    hahah yeah… apparently soft shell turtles look like that… snorkelling device wtf

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  5. Soon Seng
    Sep 27, 2008 @ 11:43:29

    Haha.. quite cute, actually.. In a weird way..

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  6. ti3n
    Sep 28, 2008 @ 04:08:31

    hmmm.. itu bukan turtle larh, itu water fish. yeah will bite wan, i was very scared of it when i was young. last time like to play mah. i am surprised to see u let it out just like that also. haha.

    exercise + diet will help bah 😛

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  7. sooliping86
    Sep 28, 2008 @ 04:55:17

    water fish tu apa? no la i check online edi it’s a “soft shell fresh water turtle”… and he’s quite friendly actually.. i think cause he knows we feed him haha…

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  8. million
    Oct 04, 2008 @ 06:26:59

    eh why ur house macam zoo lah!! got cat got turtle!!! ehhehe :p

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