The Adventures of Barbie Soo Ah Ma

Not really feeling up to blogging about YET ANOTHER farewell we attended, so instead here are random photos which scream FAT.

Mmmm. Fat.

Fat.

Fat.

Fat!

FAT!

Seriously, cradling her with just one arm is no easy feat!

The so-called “stray kitten” has transformed into this fat cat (with a beer belly) which lansi-ish-ly vies with my dog for reign over his smelly chair.

Nampaknya terpaksa share-share. Sharing is caring wtf.

See, even the pets know how to give and take.

1 Malaysia ‘doh.

Belly-up!

The mother of all double chins.

Mashimaro!

This one damn lousy.

LOLLERZ! FATTTTT!

On a sadder note, here is my schedule for November, should I get posted to an ulu Klinik Kesihatan in Sarawak (or something to the likes of it).

Posting results to be out next week, so stop asking me. It makes me nervous when people ask about my posting every single day.

Not so clear, sorry lah. Squint a bit maybe can see.

Schedule:
2 Nov – Lapor kat Sarawak
3 Nov – Li Ping pergi Klinik Kesihatan Gua Niah (written by Naza wtf)
4/5 Nov – Ada lembu, ayam & ular! Rumah panjang pulak tu!
7 Nov – Duduk kereta lembu…
8 Nov – …beli beras skali dlm 6 bulan
10 Nov – Main-main dgn orang utan (sorry lar my orang utan damn fugly)
12/13 Nov – My birthday! Dapat hadiah generator elektrik!
18 Nov – Hari ini sarapan pagi -> Sarang burung segar!
21 Nov – Jalan-jalan ke dlm hutan…
22 Nov – …utk cari sungai utk cuci baju (watch out for the Tic Toc Croc!)
24/25 Nov – Pesakit semua pun orang asli. Entah apa mereka cakap. Tak paham pun.
27 Nov – Lembu dikorbankan =(
29 Nov – Belum mati lagi…
30 Nov – …tamat sebulan di kawasan pedalaman =)

Omg depressing.